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Don't trade BTC - just stack it, it's the real asset. Chasing altcoin gains is like drunk ordering fast food at 3am.
If you're trading ETH, you're DRUNK, GO HOME! We all know ETH never goes up... except when you just sold.
If you're trading SOL, you might actually be sober! Just remember, the network might go down, but the price always comes back up.
You're too drunk to be on this site if you believe in XRP. Still waiting for that SEC case to resolve? It's been 84 years...
Wow, you remembered the Konami code while intoxicated? Maybe you SHOULD be trading right now!